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Quick reads on what happened and what's next.

Hustlers Week 6 grades: 2-1, and one cover I had no business getting

Season moves to 7-5. Late, but graded.
Oct. 26, 2026

A third of the way in: every team graded against expectations

The Vikings and Browns are the surprises, the Rams and Eagles are the disasters, and the Chargers haven't won since last December.
Oct. 21, 2026

Week 6 report card: offense, defense and a final grade for every team

Carolina and Chicago earned an A-, the Colts blew a 13-0 lead to Tennessee, and the Browns won without a touchdown pass.
Oct. 20, 2026

Hurry Up Hustlers: three Week 6 picks

A rested Carolina team getting points, a home dog off a 45-point game, and a Browns fan backing Pittsburgh.
Oct. 16, 2026

Week 6 preview in two minutes

Ravens at Browns is the game of the week, the Chargers are 0-5 heading to Arrowhead, and you can sleep in on Titans-Colts.
Oct. 16, 2026

Thursday night takeaways: Denver won it the old way, and the offense is still broken

Five sacks, three turnovers and a 53-yard walk-off kick. Also 107 passing yards.
Oct. 16, 2026

Week 5 report card: graded on expectations, not just the scoreboard

The Jaguars won and got a D. The Eagles lost and got a C. A tie earned a D and an F. Here's why.
Oct. 13, 2026

Every NFL team after Week 5, tiered the way they actually are

Chiefs and 49ers share S(atan), the Falcons live in two tiers, and the Colts landed exactly 16th of 32.
Oct. 12, 2026

Hustlers Week 5 grades: 1-2, and one win I didn't earn

Season moves to 5-4. Here's the honest version.
Oct. 12, 2026

Hurry Up Hustlers: three Week 5 picks

A 3-1 underdog, the Miami Under again, and a 4-0 team I don't trust.
Oct. 9, 2026

Week 5 preview in two minutes

Two winless teams play each other, a 1-3 team is favored over a 3-1 team, and the Vikings are 4-0 and barely favored.
Oct. 9, 2026

Thursday night takeaways: Todd Bowles coached for his job, and won it for a week

Everybody had him fired by Halloween. He went to Dallas and called the best game of his season the old-fashioned way.
Oct. 9, 2026

Week 4 report card: every game graded on how they played, not just who won

The Packers won and got a D. The Cowboys got an A on the road. Atlanta ran for five touchdowns on Monday night.
Oct. 6, 2026

Every NFL team after Week 4, tiered the way they actually are

S(atan) is a one-team tier. The Vikings are 4-0 and their record is lying. The Jets are in Ass and the guy who runs this site is a Jets fan.
Oct. 5, 2026

Hustlers Week 4 grades: 2-1, and the Under was never close

Two of three. Season moves to 4-2, and both totals have hit.
Oct. 5, 2026

Thursday night takeaways: Cleveland is 3-1 and I don't want to talk about it

The Browns kicked a 56-yarder with 15 seconds left and beat my football team.
Oct. 2, 2026

Week 4 preview in two minutes

Every game, two bullets each, three exhibits. Ravens -11.5 is the biggest number and Dolphins-Vikings is the lowest total of the year.
Oct. 2, 2026

Every NFL quarterback, S through F: Jalen Hurts is an F and I'll explain why

These move every week. Last week's tier is last week's problem. Rankings inside each tier matter.
Oct. 1, 2026

Hurry Up Hustlers: three Week 4 picks

One spread, one total, one dog under a field goal. And one game I won't touch, for reasons everybody here already knows.
Oct. 2, 2026

Top 10 hottest seats after Week 3

Bowles is checking his phone every morning. And I'm a Jets fan, so take my Glenn placement for what it is.
Sept. 30, 2026

Every NFL team, S through F, after Week 3

Two teams in S. Two in F. And the Raiders are higher than your team.
Sept. 30, 2026

Power rankings after Week 3: the Raiders are 3-0 and nobody saw it

Five unbeaten, five winless, and the gap between them is already wide.
Sept. 30, 2026

Week 3 report card: the Eagles lost to Case Keenum

Five teams are 3-0, five are 0-3, and the Falcons went from three points to 35 in a week.
Sept. 29, 2026

Power rankings after Week 2: all 32, and the Falcons are in trouble

Eight teams are 2-0, eight are 0-2, and the best 0-2 team in football took the Chiefs to overtime.
Sept. 23, 2026

Week 2 report card: two 8.5-point dogs won outright

Every game graded. Carolina and Seattle aced it, Atlanta and Chicago are headed to summer school.
Sept. 22, 2026

Hustlers Week 2 grades: 2-1, and the Monday night Under was never in doubt

Two of three. The Colts number was a point too fat, the Dolphins pick was wrong, and the Monday total was never close.
Sept. 21, 2026

Week 2 preview: all 15 games, three bullets each

What actually decides every game this weekend, plus the one number that tells the story.
Sept. 18, 2026

Hurry Up Hustlers: three Week 2 picks

One spread, one total, one big dog. The record gets posted either way, which is the only honest way to do this.
Sept. 19, 2026

Thursday night takeaways: Buffalo buried Detroit early and ran out the clock

Bills 41, Lions 31. The final score says shootout. The first quarter says blowout.
Sept. 18, 2026

Chart Talk: Week 1 overs and unders in one chart

Books came in 70 points light, and one Bears game did most of the damage.
Sept. 17, 2026

Week 1 report card: grading every team

Honor roll for the Chiefs and Jags. Cleveland gets sent to the principal's office.
Sept. 16, 2026

Week 2 kicks off: Lions at Bills

Thursday night, 8:15 PM ET. Here's what to watch.
Sept. 16, 2026

Week 1 in 2 minutes: what actually mattered

The Chiefs are back, Wentz saved Minnesota, and the Bears scored 59.
Sept. 16, 2026